1. “My relationship status is about as real at Feb. 31st.”

2. “@katyperry tweet me once and my life will be complete.”

3. “If I win the lotto, I’m buying us a week date with Kristin Wig.”

4. “3 all nighters in a row probably isn’t healthy but it’s the #pledgelife”

5. “My time in East Lansing has made me miss Ann Arbor a whole bunch… And also hate U of M a whole bunch more #GoGreenGoWhite”

6. “There’s nothing I love more than seeing Ohio State losing.”

7. “The only people I play in Words With Friends are my parents #foreveralone.”

8. “Haven’t made flashcards since Nam #desperate.”

9. “Cedar Village smells like dead animals.”

10. “#thatawkwardmomentwhen you don’t text someone back but you play them in a phone game.”

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