This month, you’ll need at least two partners to eat all the this wonderful Carrot Onion Quiche and try out the spicy sex position.

What you’ll need:

rolling pin

10-in deep-dish pie plate

large frying pan

wooden spoon

1 pie crust

3 T butter

3 medium onions, minced

3 medium carrots, very thinly sliced

2 T flour

3 eggs

1 c milk or evaporated milk

1 c Swiss cheese, grated

1/4-1/2 t salt

1/4-1/2 pepper

1-1 1/4 t dried savory, crushed

1-1 1/2 t seasoning (Mrs. Dash Original Blend or Spike Seasoning Blend)

1 t fresh OR 1/3 t dried chives, chopped

1 t fresh OR 1/3 t dried parsley, chopped

What you’ll do:

Preheat oven to 425. Roll out pie crust, arrange in pie plate, and bake for 10 minutes, until crust starts to color. Remove from oven and reduce temperature to 325.

Meanwhile, melt butter over medium heat, add onions and carrots, and sauté until carrots are slightly softened, 5-7 minutes. Remove from heat. Stir in flour, then remaining ingredients. Return to stove and stir until cheese melts.

Oral Threesome (Wikipedia Commons)Pour into pie crust and bake 30-35 minutes, until the top is slightly firm. Remove from oven and let cool for 5 minutes. Slice and serve.

What you’ll do:

Grab a third partner, as none of the sexes of the individuals matter while doing the oral threesome. Lay in a triangle while each partner is both giving and receiving oral sex. It’ll feel great and no need to worry about your onion breath.

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